Saturday, December 02, 2006
Medicate Me, Babbbbyyyyyyy!!!!
Let me tell u how i fell sick.. i was watching Bleach one late night last week and was stuffing myself with junk food. The next day my throat felt wierd. And i knew it was coming.
Typical Medical case scenario for Homo sapien dicksonulauyunozonges
1) my throat will feel itchy and dry.
2) then i will kena sore throat
3) then i will drink a lot of water and pee like hell and it will go away
4) then i will start sneezing and have a runny nose
5) then i will have slight fever
6) then cough
7) then recover
of course this shld be typical for all typical homo sapiens. typically it would last a few days. typical homo sapiens would medicate with the typical medication until they syptoms disappear, whereby they shld typically stop taking the typical medication or they will experience typical side effects.
Haha as such i have decided to share my self prescribed medication routine. It may sound common-sensical but it is still useful. Especially after my near death exp earlier this yr where i nv take care of myself and my fever mutated into a montrous fever.
ok well, typically u shld do this,
1) eat PANADOL at the onset of ur sickness, and after meals. - for fever/cold/flu
2) eat Pi Pa Gao, with some hot water after it. - for coughs/sore throat
3) take Lemsip max lemon flavour( rmb to add sugar cuz it becomes like a lemonade if u add enough) when ur flu/cold sets in. - for fever/cold/flu
4) of course, drink lots of water and rest adequately.
haha thats the typical routine. do take note that, a flu is different from cold. typically wad we get is colds. flu is typically sth more serious and u shld see a doc typically.
-end of prescription-
11:06 PM
