Punctuality Fatality


Today i was late AGAIN.. in fact i have always been late for wadever appointment/date/outing/ballsession/blablablabla. So today, im gonna talk about punctuality.

First lemme recount wad happened. Imagine u are looking at a book titled "The Chronicles of Darnia-the true story of somebody's horrible punctuality". It would look sth like this.

Chapter 1
A longlong time ago, in a sunny sun baked tropical paradise filled with tall dwellings constructed of sturdy sand and clay dwellings(refers to HDB flats) and painted in a myriad of colours, there lived a guy with horrible punctuality. On the 10th of NOV, when the sun was burning brightly at 840am, he felt his hp vibrate voilently. He answered it sleepily and instantly heard: " eh dickson do u know where everyone is?" Immediately he awoke and rmbed that he had a council meeting with representatives of his sacred and mighty PROJECT WORK grp and with the supreme elder teacher who gives the grades.

(Im freaking sian diao of typing in 3rd person so im gonna use 1st person from now haha)

"oh FOOK, shit, i still ZZZ, tell chan i will be late thxs!" and i rushed out of my hse. i reached at930am. (impt note: the session started at 9am, i left my house at 9am) and guessed wad?
my whole group was late too! hahaha CLOSE SHAVE...

Conclusion: i was late and i left my hse at the time of appointment.

Chapter 2

Later in the day i was supposed to meet frens for lan and i was late by 30 mins again.

Conclusion: i was late and i left my hse later than the appointment time.

Chapter 3

After lan i was to meet AA and sir pia for outing. Needless to say i was late agin, also by 30 mins.

Conclusion: i was late and i left the lan shop at the time of appointment( as usual)

Chapter 4

-have not occurred yet-

Conclusion: No need to say also know i sure late. and surely leave hse at the time of appointment.

Being late has been my bad habit since a longlonglalala time ago. And i have been recieving a lot of negative feedback from ppl since a longlonglalala time ago. Well probably the one that have the most impact was this: eh next time ur GF(provided i can get one first) sure break up with u cuz u always late. haha i tot of this b4 and i think it is quite true la.

To end off, i would like say that punctuality is a very important thing, and im seriously lacking in it. As such, as a CONTINUATION OF MOMENTUM OF not being late, thy shalt stoppeth being so lateh, and the maximus timus thy shalt be lateh would'n exceed' 15 minutos.

haha i knoweth 15 minutos is stilleth a loteth, but thy shalt cutteh it downeth slowly, this' thy shalt promiseth with utmostest sincerity.

Quote of the day:
If i had made an appointment iwith you, i owe u punctuality. I have no right to throw away your time, if i do my own.
Richard Cecil