Wednesday, November 22, 2006
The Exploits of the SJAB's SSGT
On 22/11/2006 TUES, the SSGT were summoned. The mission: A group of Chosen Ones were tasked with the very important(and unglamourous) job of moving the SJAB's 62 boxes, hundreds of stretchers, millions of wheelchairs, billions of metal cupboards bla bla bla from the beloved Dunman High School to the exotic and ULU Mt Sinai.
The SSGT: Super Sai Gang Team. And this team is able to move tonnes of stuff and survive on just a packet of char siew sao rou fan and one packet of sugar cane juice. Pure brute force and muscles. I prefer to tink of ourselves as HUNKS wearing TRUNKS movin JUNK.
The story:
Morning: The SSGT reported at the assembly area, DHS, and started moving boxes and cupboards. of course, we managed to scavenge PRECIOUS souvenirs from our beloved alma mater. bwahahahaha
Noon: Arrived at second assembly pt via carlift by supremo teacher madam ong. Saw DHSCO ppl mobbing the lorry. Suddenly, the SSGT felt ovewhlemed and minuscule because......
DHSCO Manpower
30 to 40 enthu kids moving stuff like ants. highly energetic. plenty of manpower.
VERSUS
The SSGT (hunks with trunks moving junk)
comprising of only the stalwart
LPL
TWB
WKK
DLYZ
OJX
WKD
total physical strength: SIX
The SSGT started work with the help of rhemas movers(company hired by DHS)
The SSGT moved the towering boxes, toiling and sweating, with little rest at all(fake).
Unbelievable amts of material were moved by the unbelievable stalwart heroes.
The last box was moved into position at 4.23pm.
A collective sigh of relieve was heard from the heroes.
DLYZ and WKK even played catching on office chairs in the hall(damn damn fun) and enjoyed a warm talk with DHS supremo VP mr loh.
The job done, the SSGT dismissed themselves, mindful that another day, such evil task would arise again, and the SSGT shall have to muster courage and strength in order to defeat it...
7:32 PM