Hello everyone. I'm going to tell u sth unbelievable. It is so unbelieveable that it sounds so fake ( it is fake ) but for the sake of this post just believe it.

Today i was walking towards my house when i fell into a hole. I shouted in shock cuz i tot how was it possible for a hole to appear in the middle of the ground.

Dickson: " ARRRRRRR IM FALLING ARRRR"

( one minute later )

Dickson: " ARRR IM FALLING ARRRR"

( much time later )

Dickson: " ARRRR IM FALLING ARRR"

and suddenly.................................


I REALISED..................................


THAT I KEPT SAYING THE SAME THING!

so i decided to change and said: " IM FALLING ARRR FALLING IM ARRR ARRR IM ARRR"

ok that is not the important point.
suddenly with a loud thump i hit the ground.
i looked around and it was utter darkness.
However, as my eyes adjusted to the darkness i saw a figure sitting on a chair,
and he said: " MR dickson, welcome to the hole. I have a question to ask you, but u must answer it truthfully. "

" Will you choose the blue pill, red pill or DA CHILL PILL?"

and i said:" i want the DA CHILL PILL cuz it sounds cool"

an instantly a blog named DACHILLPILL appeared and i found myself recounting this story to you all.

Ok snap back to reality. Seriously after typing this essay im feeling as though i need a check up on my brain. I dunno how i can even type this story out but i did so sth is wrong.

Thus, DA chill pill was born. Now for the most impt part: the chill pill RAP bwahahaha

CHILL PILL RAP

lets all chill some pill,
cuz thats the real deal,
not like jack and jill,
who went up the hill,
and all they did,
was to turn tail and go to jail.

THATS THE END OF THE FIRST POST.